why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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