Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Dick very happy bro
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize
