North Korea, Best Korea!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
The adults are the big ones right?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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