How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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