Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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