yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Reggie can tackle my bush.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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