i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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