You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
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