So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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