New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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