shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
My feet surprised me
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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