I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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