I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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