WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Randomize
