he shaved USA in his pubs
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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