so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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