he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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