She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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