Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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