His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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