"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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