Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
