This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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