Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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