Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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