she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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