We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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