HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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