So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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