My sheets look like a crime scene.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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