Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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