i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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