It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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