im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
