I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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