She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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