what if I'm pregnant?
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I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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