How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
too bad you live with your parents still
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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