Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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