im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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