i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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