We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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