1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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