Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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