smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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