We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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