If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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