I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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