Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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