if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
This is the high leading the old right now
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I have fence marks all over my body
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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