Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
if i died would you start the facebook group?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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