Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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