he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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