Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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