That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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