And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
there is puke in my bra ... again
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