I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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