Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
