you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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